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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Author: Unknown

Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.
Author: Flavius Josephus

Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Author: Confucius

Everything is connected... no one thing can change by itself.
Author: Paul Hawken

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!
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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?''
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What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas? As little as possible, dummy!
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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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