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Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.
Author: James D. Watson

Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.
Author: Luisa Sigea

Blessed is the man that endureth temptation for when he is tried he shall receive the crown of life.
Author: Bible

Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.
Author: Venezuelan Proverb

Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
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Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
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Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless. Patient: I'm not.
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I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That's right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
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