Best quotes to send by SMS
Aeschylus Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.
Author: Aeschylus

Henry Miller Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.
Author: Henry Miller

John Barrymore Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
Author: John Barrymore

Chinese Proverb Dig the well before you are thirsty.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Friedrich Nietzsche Digressions, objections, delight in mockery, carefree mistrust are signs of health; everything unconditional belongs in pathology.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on barking!
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Dog jokes How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
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Dog jokes What dog takes the money and runs fast! A payhound!
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Dog jokes What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!
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Dog jokes What is your dog's favorite breakfast? Pooched eggs!
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