Best Cell Phones

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Author: Charles M. Schulz

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Author: William Shakespeare

Doubts are more cruel than the worst of truths.
Author: Moliere

Dreams are wishes your heart makes.
Author: American Proverb

Dressing up is inevitably a substitute for good ideas. It is no coincidence that technically inept business types are known as "suits."
Author: Paul Graham

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes