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Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.
Author: Bill Tammeus

On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits of action be thy motive, Nor be thy attachment to inaction.
Author: Bhagavad Gita

Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country w
Author: Harry S Truman

Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth; Once there was The People, and it made a hell of earth! Earth arose and crushed it. Listen, oh, ye slain! Once there was The People - it shall never be again!
Author: Rudyard Kipling

One can acquire everything in solitude - except character.
Author: Marie Henri Beyle

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change."
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one.
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Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers.
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