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Best quotes to send by SMS
Love flies, runs, and rejoices; it is free and nothing can hold it back.Author: Thomas a Kempis
Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.Author: Octavio Paz
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.Author: Bette Davis
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Author: H. L. Mencken
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q. What do you call a
blonde who dies her
hair brown?
A. Artificial intelligence.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q.Why did the blonde get
thrown out of the
M & M factory?
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q. How did the blonde die
ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q.
Why did the blonde get so excited when
she finished the jigsaw puzzle
after only 6 months?
A. Because on
the box it said: From 2-4 years.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
A car was driving down the
street when all
of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back
and forth
till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police
officer
pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, "
Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I
saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer
looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes