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Best quotes to send by SMS
Men who never get carried away should be.Author: Malcolm Forbes
Mercy and truth are met together: righteousness and peace have kissed each other.Author: Bible
I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone.Author: William Claire
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.Author: Sophia Loren
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do the hamburgers
beat the hot dogs at
every sport they play?
Because hot dogs are the wurst!This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
skunk?
I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Teacher: Tommy Russell, you're late again.
Tommy: Sorry, sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late.
Teacher:
Well, if it's late again tomorrow, catch an earlier
one.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was
pushed off by
the people inside. There's no room,' they said. 'It's
full up!'
'But you must let me on!' shouted the man.
'Why,
what's so special about you?' they asked.
I'm the driver,'
replied the man.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
didn't
hurt yourself?
Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the
bus.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes