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Best quotes to send by SMS
Our patience will achieve more than our force.Author: Edmund Burke
Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits, and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great gAuthor: William Shakespeare
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.Author: Jonathan Swift
Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.Author: Lawana Blackwell
I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite goodMaybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.Author: Jay Leno
The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going
around !docThis is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change !This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch
enemies.This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
When a car skidded on wet pavement
and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to help the
driver.
A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed
in and
pushed her back.
"Step aside, lady," he barked. "I've
taken a course in first aid."
The woman watched him for a few
minutes, then tapped his shoulder.
"Pardon me," she said. "But when you
get to the part about calling a
doctor, I'm right here."This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed
three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an
extraordinary
performance.
"That is a very smart dog," the man
commented.
"He's not so smart," said one of the irked players. "Every
time he
gets a good hand he wags his tail."This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes