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I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations; and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, s
Author: Agatha Christie

I believe our longing for an innate harmony runs deeper than our longing for righteousness.
Author: Evelyn Rodriguez

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Author: Margaret Cho

I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.
Author: Dorothy Day

I have never been especially impressed by the heroics of people who are convinced they are about to change the world. I am more awed by those who struggle to make one small difference after another.
Author: Ellen Goodman

Where did the piglets study their ABC's? At a school for higher loining.
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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best? The corniest ones.
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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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