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Best quotes to send by SMS
Things that are done, it is needless to speak about...things that are past, it is needless to blame.Author: Confucius
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.Author: Sam Levenson
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot.Author: Leone Levi
Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true!Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
The best jokes to send by SMS
What
do you get if you drop a piano on a
team's defence?
A flat back four!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the
Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What are Brazilian fans called?
Brazil
nuts!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
Why aren't football stadiums built in outer
space?
Because there is no atmosphere!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes
What is a goal keepers favourite snack?
Beans
on post!This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes