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Best quotes to send by SMS
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.Author: H. L. Mencken
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.Author: Bertrand Russell
How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.Author: Anne Frank
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.Author: Burnadette Devlin
I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.Author: Upton Sinclair
The best jokes to send by SMS
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi.
What is that
asked one of the Yank's. Why that is Buckingham
Palace answered the
taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have
much bigger houses
over there, and that. That is the Post Office
Tower. Oh our towers are
much bigger. This went on for much of the
day until they went past a
another building. Our buildings are much
bigger than that one too. I thought
it might be said the taxi
driver, That is the mental instituteThis is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes
How can you tell elephants love to
travel ?
They are always packing their trunk !This is the joke from a category: Travel and tourist jokes
What's a pet's favorite
day?
...Saint Petrick's DayThis is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross
a
teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar !This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes