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Best quotes to send by SMS
We find no real satisfaction or happiness in life without obstacles to conquer and goals to achieve.Author: Maxwell Maltz
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.Author: Charles Caleb Colton
We have been taught to believe that negative equals realistic and positive equals unrealistic.Author: Susan Jeffers
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.Author: George Bernard Shaw
Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking about.Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS
A mother was reading a book about animals to
her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child:
"Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother:
"Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed
little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice
replied, "Bud."This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle
Bells, Jungle bells.. !This is the joke from a category: Christmas jokes
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to
hurt you"?
A: "Trust me."This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
An applicant was being interviewed for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the
interviewer,
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well,
let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon.
I guess
I'll be on the golf course by now."This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of
humor?
A: Laughing stock.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes