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[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.Author: Dan Quayle
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.Author: Lord Byron
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.Author: Chuck Sigars
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.Author: David Frost
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.Author: Carl Sandburg
The best jokes to send by SMS
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
bicycle and
called out to his mother to watch his tricks.
'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No
teeth!'This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
A math student who used to come to the
university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle.
"Where
did you get the bike from?" his friends want to know. "It's a
`thank
you' present", he explains, "from that freshman girl I've
been
tutoring. But the story is kind of weird..." "Tell us!" "Well",
he
starts, "yesterday she called me on the phone and told me that
she had
passed her math final and that she wanted to drop by to
thank me in
person. As usual, she arrived at my place riding her
bicycle. But when I had
let her in, she suddenly took all her clothes
off, lay down on my bed,
smiled at me, and said: `You can get from me
whatever you desire!'"
One of his friends remarks: "You made a
really smart choice when you
took the bicycle." "Yeah", another friend
adds, "just imagine how
silly you would have looked in a girl's
clothes - and they wouldn't have
fit you anyway!"This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes
While driving down a steep and curvy logging
road, a group of biologists loose control of their 4-wd "Jimmy" and
careen down the hill. The truck piles up at the bottom of the
canyon,
and everyone aboard perishes. Suprisingly, they all go to
heaven. At an
orientation they are asked, "When you are in your casket
and your
friends and family are mourning about your death, what would
you like to
hear them say about you?"
The first guy, a well
known botanist says, "I would like to hear them
say that I was one
of the greatest botanists of my time, and left an
eternal
contribution to the botanical world."
The second guy, an ornithologist,
says, "I would like to hear that I
was a wonderful birder and made a
huge difference in the recovery of our
bird
populations."
The last guy, a scruffy mammalogist, replies, "I would like to hear
them say... 'LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!' "This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of
the
island, they are shot at by a group of thugs operating a pot
farm. This
happens several times and the local law enforcement
refuses to
investigate.
On their last day on the island they
happen into a huge pile of
harvested grass that has been set out to dry.
Quickly they decide to set it on
fire to pay the thugs back for
shooting at them. The fire takes off and
sends plumes of smoke into
the sky. As they are running for their boat,
they notice that the
soaring birds are acting weird, spiraling out of
control and crashing
into the trees.
The next day they read the headlines in the
local paper:
Pot Farm Burns - No Tern Left Unstoned.This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes