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Best quotes to send by SMS
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.Author: Doug Larson
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.Author: Sir Winston Churchill
A man after his own heart.Author: Bible
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.Author: Joan Rivers
A man in all the world's new fashion planted,
That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What do you call a blonde
in a leather
jacket?
A: Married.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Where do you look for
blonde's
obituaries?
A: Under "Home Improvements."This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite
color?
A: A light shade of clear.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
'hi.'This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes