Best quotes to send by SMS
Sinclair Lewis Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
Author: Sinclair Lewis

Samuel Taylor Coleridge Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Sextus Propertius Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
Author: Sextus Propertius

George Ade After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Author: George Ade

Ronnie Shakes After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Author: Ronnie Shakes

The best jokes to send by SMS
Car and train jokes Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There are only enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
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Car and train jokes Who drives away all his customers ? A taxi driver.
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Car and train jokes What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
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Car and train jokes What did the jack say to the car? "Can I give you a lift?"
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Car and train jokes What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).
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