Best quotes to send by SMS

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
Author: Sinclair Lewis
Advice is like snow; the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into, the mind.
Author: Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.
Author: Sextus Propertius
After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
Author: George Ade
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
Author: Ronnie Shakes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Personally, I like
to stay and read
the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to
black and
people began rushing for the exits, I shouted: "Quick! There
are only
enough cars in the parking lot for half of us!"
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
Who drives away all
his customers
?
A taxi driver.
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What do you call a pig who's been
arrested for dangerous driving
?
A road hog !
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What did the jack say to the
car?
"Can I give you a lift?"
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes
What kind of ears do trains
have?
Engineers (engine ears).
This is the joke from a category: Car and train jokes