Best quotes to send by SMS

America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
Author: Woodrow Wilson
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw
Americans never quit.
Author: General Douglas Macarthur
Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.
Author: Homer
The best jokes to send by SMS

"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy
but it may be the
other way around."
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Did you hear about the Penn State professor
who
went around in a revolving door for six hours because he
couldn't
remember whether he was going in or coming out?
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps
at thin air?
Collecting his thoughts.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking
through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the
whole basketball team?"
This is the joke from a category: College jokes
There was the Florida State defensive tackle
who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes