Best quotes to send by SMS
Lyndon B. Johnson America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

Woodrow Wilson America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.
Author: Woodrow Wilson

George Bernard Shaw Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

General Douglas Macarthur Americans never quit.
Author: General Douglas Macarthur

Homer Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.
Author: Homer

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College jokes "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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College jokes Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn't remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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College jokes What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
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College jokes Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus. "Do you consider a 1441.Q. high?" "Yes!" "For the whole basketball team?"
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College jokes There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch painter.
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