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Archaeology is not only the hand maid of history, it is also the conservator of art.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
Author: Matt Groening

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
Author: Mickey Mouse

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Author: Thomas Merton

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, "Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too." When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, "Oh, that was just my Mother."
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD? Having your dentist tell you.
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
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"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
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