Best quotes to send by SMS

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt
Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself; the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger.
Author: Cicero
Be thou faithful unto death.
Author: Bible
Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
Author: Joaquin Setanti
Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of
marriage.
This is the joke from a category: Divorce jokes
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed
my
pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil till I get there
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
mosquito
Go away, sucker!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor Have you got something
for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit
yourself in the head. Then
you'll have a bad headache.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes