Best quotes to send by SMS
Franklin D. Roosevelt Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

Cicero Be sure that it is not you that is mortal, but only your body. For that man whom your outward form reveals is not yourself; the spirit is the true self, not that physical figure which and be pointed out by your finger.
Author: Cicero

Bible Be thou faithful unto death.
Author: Bible

Joaquin Setanti Be wary of the man who urges an action in which he himself incurs no risk.
Author: Joaquin Setanti

Bible Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Divorce jokes Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache? Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.
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