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Best quotes to send by SMS
But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.Author: Jane Austen
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.Author: Wall Street Proverb
By constant self-discipline and self-control you can develop greatness of character.Author: Grenville Kleiser
By force of arms.
(Vi Et Armis)Author: Cicero
By learning to discover and value our ordinariness, we nurture a friendliness toward ourselves and the world that is the essence of a healthy soul.Author: Thomas Moore
The best jokes to send by SMS
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a
dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats
anything. Especially fond of children.This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his "paw."This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don't have a
comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes