Best quotes to send by SMS

Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
Author: Juvenal
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Author: Eddie Rickenbacker
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Author: Mark Twain
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q:
What would you call an Arab who owns a
harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
What do you get when you cross a Cuban
and
a Pollock?
Ricky Retardo
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
How do you stop a taliban tank ?
Shoot
the Guy Pushing it
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do
Greek men wear gold neck
chains?
A: So they know where to stop shaving.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes