Best quotes to send by SMS
Juvenal Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.
Author: Juvenal

Eddie Rickenbacker Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Author: Eddie Rickenbacker

Mark Twain Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
Author: Mark Twain

Amelia Earhart Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart

William Shakespeare Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ethnic jokes Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!
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Ethnic jokes Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.
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Ethnic jokes What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
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Ethnic jokes How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it
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Ethnic jokes Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving.
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