Best quotes to send by SMS
Periander Freedom is a clear conscience.
Author: Periander

Mahatma Gandhi Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

Kris Kristofferson Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Author: Kris Kristofferson

C. S. Lewis Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
Author: C. S. Lewis

George Carlin Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Author: George Carlin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !
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