Best quotes to send by SMS

Freedom is a clear conscience.
Author: Periander
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
Author: Kris Kristofferson
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
Author: C. S. Lewis
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
Author: George Carlin
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bridget
!
Bridget who ?
London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Briony
!
Briony who ?
Briony, beautiful sea !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bubbles
!
Bubbles who ?
Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Buffer
!
Buffer who ?
Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bully
!
Bully who ?
Bully Jean is not my lover !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes