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Best quotes to send by SMS
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.Author: William Shakespeare
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.Author: Seneca
He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach.Author: Demosthenes
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.Author: Mexican Proverb
He who esteems trifles for themselves is a trifler; he who esteems them for the conclusions to be drawn from them, or the advantage to which they can be put, is a philosopher.Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why is a cat like a penny?
Because it has a
head on one side and a tail on the other.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
If George Washington were
alive today, why
couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
Because a
dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.This is the joke from a category: Money jokes
How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assetsThis is the joke from a category: Money jokes