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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Author: Walt Whitman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
Author: Dudley Field Malone

How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
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The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting. Jackie got things started by counting from 1 to 10. "Now, Fred," said the teacher, "you take over, beginning with 11." "11, 14, 23, 42, 26," said Fred. "What kind of counting is that'?" asked the teacher "Who's counting'?" replied Fred. "I'm calling signals."
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Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce ! Pupil : Let us out of school early !
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Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !
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Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
This is the joke from a category: School jokes