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Best quotes to send by SMS
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.Author: D. L. Moody
If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.Author: Hunter S. Thompson
If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.Author: Lucretius
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody.Author: Agatha Christie
If someone betrays you once, its their fault; if they betray you twice, its your fault.Author: Eleanor Roosevelt
The best jokes to send by SMS
What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a
minefield.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What did the young witch say to her
mother?
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
First witch: My, hasn't your little
girl
grown ?
Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes
What's the witches favourite pop group
?
Broomski Beat !This is the joke from a category: Witch jokes