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Best quotes to send by SMS
I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.Author: John Kerry
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.Author: Elayne Boosler
I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.Author: Bethania McKenstry
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.Author: Fred Allen
In a mad world only the mad are sane.Author: Akira Kurosawa
The best jokes to send by SMS
Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma
like I told you to? Yes Mom. Your handwriting seems very large. Well,
Grandma's very deaf, so I'm writing very loudly.This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes
A guy named Joe finds
himself in dire
trouble. His business
started going bust and he found himself in serious
financial
trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray
for
help.
"Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if
I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
well,
please let me win the lotto".
Lotto night arrived and somebody else
won the prize.
Joe again looked up and prayed...
"Oh Lord,
please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and
I'm going to lose my car as well".
Again, Lotto night came and
went and Joe still had no luck.
Once again, he prayed...
"Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house
and my car. My wife and children are starving. I
don't often ask
you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. Please just
let me win the lotto this one
time so I can get my life back
in order ... "
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as
the heavens
opened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the
Lord
himself:
"Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A
Ticket!"This is the joke from a category: Lotto jokes
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her
first name was
Always.This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes
Men are like government bonds.
They take so
long to mature.This is the joke from a category: Men jokes
What is the difference between a
psychiatrist and a psychologist?
If you say to a psychiatrist "I hate my
mother," he will ask "Why do
you say that?" while a psychologist will
say "Thank you for sharing
that with us."This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes