Best quotes to send by SMS
Aeschylus In war, truth is the first casualty.
Author: Aeschylus

Herman Wouk Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Author: Herman Wouk

Pythagoras In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Author: Pythagoras

William Shakespeare If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.
Author: William Shakespeare

Peter Drucker Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship... the act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.
Author: Peter Drucker

The best jokes to send by SMS
Aardvark jokes Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!
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Aardvark jokes What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!
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Aardvark jokes What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber? A darthvark!
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Aardvark jokes Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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Aardvark jokes What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!
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