Best quotes to send by SMS

In war, truth is the first casualty.
Author: Aeschylus
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Author: Herman Wouk
In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.
Author: Pythagoras
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.
Author: William Shakespeare
Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship... the act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth.
Author: Peter Drucker
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where does the aardvark family always
come
first?
In the phone book!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark outside
Buckingham Palace?
A guardvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark good with a light
saber?
A darthvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
A
starredvark!
This is the joke from a category: Aardvark jokes