Best quotes to send by SMS
Jerry Seinfeld It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld

Suze Orman It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.
Author: Suze Orman

Unknown It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Author: Unknown

George Eliot It's never too late to be who you might have been.
Author: George Eliot

Cam Barrett It's not about the length of the posts. It's about the passion.
Author: Cam Barrett

The best jokes to send by SMS
Birthday jokes I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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Birthday jokes What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes A St. Louis mother telephoned the capital building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the game warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice finally said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked. "Yes." "Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme some help with my son's birthday party?"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes

Birthday jokes Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
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