Best quotes to send by SMS

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand.
Author: Suze Orman
It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
Author: Unknown
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
Author: George Eliot
It's not about the length of the posts. It's about the passion.
Author: Cam Barrett
The best jokes to send by SMS

I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole.
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to the
game
warden. After being switched from office to office, a voice
finally
said, "Hello." "Are you the game warden?" she asked.
"Yes."
"Finally Ah've got the right person!" she said. "Could yaw'l gimme
some help with my son's birthday party?"
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another present!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes
Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
This is the joke from a category: Birthday jokes