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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.Author: Henry David Thoreau
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.Author: John A. Wheeler
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.Author: Robert Fritz
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.Author: Pierre Gallois
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS
Which is the most dangerous animal in
the
Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the RipperThis is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
There once was a baby
elephant and
a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For
no
reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail,
really
hard.
Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up,
is by the same
river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when
the same turtle that
bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders
up to the river.
The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the
turtle as hard as he can,
sending him flying way off into the jungle.
"Why did you do that?" the
giraffe asks. "When we both were babies,
that turtle bit my tail for
no reason," the elephant replied. "Wow!
You must have a good memory!"
exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!"
said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all
shiny?
They use snail polish.This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to
the ball?
Glass flippers!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes