Best quotes to send by SMS

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes
Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George
Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it; he that fears not, gives advantage to the danger.
Author: Francis Quarles
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Author: Marcel Proust
The best jokes to send by SMS

Pain and Sorry
by Anne Guish
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Romantic Remembrance
by Valentine
Card
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The Worst Journey in the World
by Helen
Back
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Pig Breeding
by Lena Bacon
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Beginning Magic
by Beatrix Star
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