Best quotes to send by SMS

Life goes on within you and without you.
Author: George Harrison
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
Author: Doug Ferrari
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Author: Saskya Pandita
Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.
Author: Jean Baptiste Montegut
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Author: Chico Marx
The best jokes to send by SMS

What country do cows love to visit?
Moo
Zealand!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
Old Moo
Eyes!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks?
Ride on the roller cowster.
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows wear when they're
vacationing in
Hawaii?
Moo moos
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs?
Lean Beef
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes