Best quotes to send by SMS
George Harrison Life goes on within you and without you.
Author: George Harrison

Doug Ferrari MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.
Author: Doug Ferrari

Saskya Pandita Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.
Author: Saskya Pandita

Jean Baptiste Montegut Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy.
Author: Jean Baptiste Montegut

Chico Marx Mustard's no good without roast beef.
Author: Chico Marx

The best jokes to send by SMS
Cow jokes What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
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Cow jokes What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
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Cow jokes What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
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Cow jokes What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii? Moo moos
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Cow jokes What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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