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Best quotes to send by SMS
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.Author: John Stuart Mill
No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.Author: Harold Laki
No man ever listened himself out of a job.Author: Calvin Coolidge
In a false quarrel there is no true valour.Author: William Shakespeare
No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.Author: Samuel Johnson
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
orgasm?
A1: She drops her nail-file!This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at
once.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
A: You
never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or
how long
it will last.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What do men and sperm
have in
common?
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human
being.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: How is a penis like
fishing?
A: The
small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the
larger
ones you mount.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes