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Best quotes to send by SMS
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.Author: Charles M. Schulz
Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.Author: Lillian Hellman
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.Author: Bob Edwards
Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.Author: R. Buckminster Fuller
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.Author: Jerome K. Jerome
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you get if you cross a dog with a
blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What do you get if you
cross a dog and a sheep
?
A sheep that can round itself up !This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How do
you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a
melon ?
Melon-collie !This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How do you find your dog if
he's lost in the
woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze?
He stole her
blanket.This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes