Best quotes to send by SMS
Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

Epicurus Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus

Lester B. Pearson Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson

Clare Booth Luce No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

Pope Pius XI It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI

The best jokes to send by SMS
Frog jokes How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
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Frog jokes Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !
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Frog jokes Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
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Frog jokes What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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Ghost jokes What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.
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