Best quotes to send by SMS

Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.
Author: Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.
Author: Epicurus
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Author: Lester B. Pearson
No good deed goes unpunished.
Author: Clare Booth Luce
It violates right order whenever capital so employees the working or wage-earning classes as to divert business and economic activity entirely to its own arbitrary will and advantage without, the social character of economic life, social justice, and the
Author: Pope Pius XI
The best jokes to send by SMS

How did the toad die ?
He simply croaked !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats
?
In the croakroom !
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
Why did the toad become a
lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog-horn.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What does a
frog say when it washes car
windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
This is the joke from a category: Frog jokes
What do you call the ghost who is a
child-rearing expert?
Dr Spook.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes