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Best quotes to send by SMS
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.Author: Oscar Wilde
Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.Author: Albert Einstein
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.Author: William Shakespeare
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.Author: Mitch Hedberg
The best jokes to send by SMS
A young banker decided to get his first tailor
made
suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured
for a
suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put
on the suit
and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can
do business. As
he was preening himself in front of the mirror he
reached down to put
his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he
noticed that there were
no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor
who asked him, "Didn't
you tell me you were a banker?" The young
man answered, "Yes, I did."
To this the tailor said, "Who ever heard
of a banker with his hands in
his own pockets?"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Standing at the edge of the lake, a
man saw
a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the
man
screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife
is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a
hundred dollars." The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful
strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to
shore.
Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said,
"Okay,
where's my hundred dollars?" The man said, "Look, when I saw
her going
down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But
this is my
mother-in-law." The fisherman reached into his pocket and
said, "Just my
luck. How much do I owe you?"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What's a cow's
favourite love
song?
When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What do
lovesick owls say when it's
raining?
Too-wet-to-woo.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
What does a man who loves his car do
on
February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes