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Best quotes to send by SMS
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.Author: David Letterman
Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.Author: Og Mandino
Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.Author: Thomas Carlyle
Spreading himself like a green bay tree.Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine.This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes
Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What do you mean the
Internet?
Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm
in my
element.This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes