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The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You don't blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the President. You realize that you control your own destiny.
Author: Albert Ellis

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted. "Darling, it was just a shark," said his wife when he came to. "You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes