Best quotes to send by SMS
Mae West I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Brooks Atkinson In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Author: Brooks Atkinson

Terence In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Author: Terence

Wendell Berry In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Author: Wendell Berry

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
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