Best quotes to send by SMS

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Author: Mae West
How can you come to know yourself? Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.
Author: Brooks Atkinson
In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before.
Author: Terence
In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
Author: Wendell Berry
The best jokes to send by SMS

Yo mama so tall she tripped in
Michigan
and hit her head in Florida.
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Yo
mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on
her weave so now everybody calls
her Hair Jordan.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama
so short she poses for
trophies!
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go
bury it."
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
tie a
steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
This is the joke from a category: Yo momma jokes