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Haier M260
Haier M1000
Pantech U-4000
Pantech PG3000
Pantech PG-3600V
Pantech PG-1800
Pantech GI100
Pantech GF500
Pantech GF200
Pantech GF100
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Best quotes to send by SMS
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'Author: Roy Blount Jr.
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.Author: Anatole France
The less their ability, the more their conceit.Author: Ahad HaAm
The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places.Author: Bible
If you wouldst live long, live well, for folly and wickedness shorten life.Author: Benjamin Franklin
The best jokes to send by SMS
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than
one.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back saying they
weren't that lonely!This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes