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Best quotes to send by SMS
The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.Author: H. L. Mencken
The people of the United States, perhaps more than any other nation in history, love to abase themselves and proclaim their unworthiness, and seem to find refreshment in doing so... That is a dark frivolity, but still frivolity.Author: Robertson Davies
The people's good is the highest law.Author: Cicero
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.Author: Havelock Ellis
The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.Author: G. K. Chesterton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous
movie scenes?
A stunt ham.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
Democrats' favorite Christmas movie is
"Miracle on 34th Street."
Republicans' favorite Christmas movie is
"It's a Wonderful Life."
Right-Wing Republicans' favorite
Christmas movie is "Die Hard."This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
Christmas tree.
Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait
until the week
before Christmas when the lots lower their prices.
Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it
after
New Years.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
Q: How many republicans does
it take to
raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes
A Republican and a Democrat
were walking
down the street when they came to a homeless person. The
Republican
gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come
to
his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his
pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very
impressed, and when they came to another homeless
person, he decided
to help. He walked over to the homeless person and
gave him
directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the
Republican's
pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.This is the joke from a category: Political jokes