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The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.
Author: Erica Jong

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Author: Willem de Kooning

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Live Free Or Die; Death Is Not The Worst Of Evils.
Author: General John Stark

Judgement, not passion should prevail.
Author: Epicharmus

An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded. "Get out there and sell him a boat."
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says "all cotton." Salesman: Oh, that's just to keep the moths away.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman? Lots.
This is the joke from a category: Salesmen jokes

Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes