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Best quotes to send by SMS
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it.Author: Marilyn Monroe
It doesn't matter that Cathy was what I have called a monster. Perhaps we can't understand Cathy, but on the other hand we are capable of many things in all directions, of great virtues and great sins. And who in his mind has not probed the black water?Author: John Steinbeck
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.Author: Neil Gaiman
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.Author: Calvin Trillin
It is a mistake to regard age as a downhill grade toward dissolution. The reverse is true. As one grows older, one climbs with surprising strides.Author: George Sand
The best jokes to send by SMS
A man took his dog to the vets and asked the vet to
completely remove the dogs tail. The vet confused said "Why do you
want me to do that? the dogs tail is perfectly healthy." The man
replied
"Well the wifes mother comes this weekend and I want to make
sure
there are no signs of any welcome!!"This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his
PC?
Because it was on old croc.This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's
toes?
A: Slow clowns.This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?
A mousetache.This is the joke from a category: Face jokes