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Best quotes to send by SMS
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.Author: e e cummings
How much longer are we going to think it necessary to be ''American'' before (or in contradistinction to) being cultivated, being enlightened, being humane, and having the same intellectual discipline as other civilized countries?Author: Edith Wharton
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.Author: Margaret Bonnano
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q.
What creature has the best aptitude for
engineering ?
A. The spider -- It has its own website.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: What's the
best way to accelerate a
Mac?
A: 9.81 m/s2This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Customer: "I'm running Windows '95."
Tech: "Yes."
Customer: "My computer isn't working now."
Tech:
"Yes, you said that."This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Gates, the
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together
traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running
back to the passengers and announced
that lightning had hit the
plane, and they were going to crash in a
matter of minutes. "There are
only enough parachutes for four of the five
of us," he announced.
"Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After
saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's
greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon.
"This world needs
great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then
grabbed a
parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smarest man in the
world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world
needs smart men, so I must also
live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute
and jumped out of the
plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long
life
compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will
go down with
the plane."
"You don't have to stay here! The
world's smartest man jumped out of
the plane with my backpack."This is the joke from a category: Computer jokes