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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate women because they always know where things are.
Author: James Thurber

I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.
Author: Gypsy Rose Lee

I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Author: Walt Whitman

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."
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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? "Yum Yum."
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What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
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What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.
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What do you call a pig with good table manners? Sick.
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