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Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.
Author: Solon

I don't mind what language an opera is sung in so long as it is a language I don't understand.
Author: Sir Edward Appleton

Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.
Author: Terry Pratchett

Man is born a predestined idealist, for he is born to act. To act is to affirm the worth of an end, and to persist in affirming the worth of an end is to make and ideal.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !
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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes