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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If you would not step into the harlot's house, do not go by the harlot's door.
Author: Thomas Secker

Ignorance gives one a large range of probabilities.
Author: George Eliot

Ignorance of the law excuses no man: Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him.
Author: John Selden

Ill fares the land, to hast'ning ill a prey, Where wealth accumulates, and men decay; Princes and Lords may flourish, or may fade: A breath can make them, as a breath has made; but a bold peasantry, their country's pride, When once destroyed can neve
Author: Oliver Goldsmith

What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
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What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes