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We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Author: Buck Henry

We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.
Author: James M. Barrie

We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Author: Albert Camus

We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it.
Author: Seneca

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
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How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs
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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
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Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
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