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To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside; Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd.
Author: Robert Herrick

The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

To have doubted one's own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.
Author: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.
Author: Charles Caleb Colton

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.
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'Ann!' the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming out the window. 'If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin, how old am I ? 'Thirty two!' 'Why did you say that ?' 'Well, my brother's sixteen and he's half mad !'
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Teacher: Why didn't you answer me ? Pupil: I did, I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
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