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John Steinbeck Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck

Lee Iacocca Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca

William of Wykeham Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham

Oliver Wendell Holmes Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Antoine de Saint-Exupery Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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Blonde jokes Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'
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Blonde jokes Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
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Blonde jokes Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
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Blonde jokes Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
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Book title jokes Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
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