Best quotes to send by SMS

Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.
Author: John Steinbeck
Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca
Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: How do you keep a
blonde in
suspense?
A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to
say
'hi.'
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: Why was the
blonde confused after giving
birth to twins?
A: She couldn't figure out who the other
mother was.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes