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Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
Author: Archbishop Ireland

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Author: Otto von Bismarck

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.
Author: Cleobulus

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
Author: W. Edwards Deming

Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. "Where have you been?" demanded the worried look out. "The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn't find the soap and a towel."
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes