Best Cell Phones

If for a tranquil mind you seek, These things observe with care: Of whom you speak, to whom you speak, And how, and when and where.
Author: Anonymous

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Author: Jewish Proverb

If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it's quite conscious.
Author: Frank Boyden

I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.
Author: Dorothy Parker

If living conditions don't stop improving in this country, we're going to run out of humble beginnings for our great men.
Author: Russell P. Askue

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle ? Somebody took a corner !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes

Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ? Player: I finished it in three days !
This is the joke from a category: Sport jokes